Midwestern Goodbye Shirt

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If you're from the Midwest, you know that saying goodbye at gatherings can be a long and drawn-out process. It usually goes something like this:

"Well, I guess I should head out. Hey, by the way, how's little Charlie doing?" *๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ณ...* "I really do need to go this time. Oh wait, did you hear about Karen?" *10 ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ...* "Oh, it's getting late, I really need to go! One more hug!"

, but you're a pro at navigating them. Show off your skills with a t-shirt that says "I Survived A Midwest Goodbye."