If you're from the Midwest, you know that saying goodbye at gatherings can be a long and drawn-out process. It usually goes something like this:
"Well, I guess I should head out. Hey, by the way, how's little Charlie doing?" *๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐จ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ข ๐ฉ๐ถ๐จ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ธ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ข๐ณ...* "I really do need to go this time. Oh wait, did you hear about Karen?" *10 ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ถ๐ต๐ฆ๐ด ๐ญ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ...* "Oh, it's getting late, I really need to go! One more hug!"
, but you're a pro at navigating them. Show off your skills with a t-shirt that says "I Survived A Midwest Goodbye."